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    Inversely proportional to the amount of shame you must have to ask me

  • Yours.
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moosekingofhell:

Why are the people who cast movies so scared of 10-17 year olds??? You know what movie franchise cast properly aged actors?

Harry Fucking Potter.

You know what movie franchise is super frickin successful?

Yeah.

Please God stop aging up characters. Trust me, we’ll wanna see the movie.

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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